5 single office jokes to do with your colleagues

The office, a sacred place where we spend most of our days, can sometimes turn into a battlefield.When the activity drops a little or stress starts to go up, some have fun putting a little atmosphere by playing a few laps to their colleagues.Lower the seat back, change the wallpaper or reverse the keyboard keys are large classics but are not very original.Here are 5 a little more original office jokes to tease your colleagues.To be used in moderation of course, and without making them lose their whole day!

Reverse right click and left click on the mouse

Nothing worse than having the feeling of not mastering your mouse anymore. Il est possible de changer facilement les contrôle de la souris en passant par Panneau de configuration > Souris.Simply click on "swaping the main and secondary buttons", the two functions will then be reversed.More irritating than really evil, that's good!

Variations: the wireless mouse connected to the PC and remotely controlled also works wonderfully.A blow to driving your colleague who will wonder why his mouse no longer responds at times.

Change the mouse pointer

We are so used to certain codes that a very small change can disturb us.The mouse pointer for example.Change the usual arrow by, let's say, the cursor occupied, the victim will wonder why his computer has been raising for 10 minutes ... You can also do in the original, many sites offer to download pointers that will change habits.Cela se passe dans Panneau de configuration > Souris > Pointeurs.

Change the speed of the mouse pointer

Nothing worse than having a cursor who moves 2 an hour. Vous pouvez changer sa vitesse de réaction pour la placer au minimum dans Panneau de configuration > Souris > Options du pointeur.It will then take a few minutes to go from one end to the other from the screen.Enough to enrage your office neighbor.You can also couple it with "Show the traces of the mouse", which will create a trail behind your pointer.Panic assured.

The false office

This is a great classic, but if your colleagues do not know it, it can be a great moment.Take a screen copy of the computer's desktop, and replace your wallpaper with this image.Remove all the shortcuts and files on the desktop (don't forget to save them in a warm folder, otherwise you risk spending a bad quarter of an hour).The victim should spend long minutes wondering why no icon reacts when he clicks (normal, the office is just an image).Diabolically effective!To do it, just right click on the desktop then click on "Personalize" and then "Bureau background".All you have to do is load your screen copy.

Change the destination of an icon

Take a shortcut that you use every day: Firefox or Outlook for example.Change the target of the icon.Direct it to a mp3 of the little foam guy (chance at random).By trying to open an internet window, the victim will have the right to listen to his favorite song (or not).And she should be caught 3 or 4 times in a row before understanding ... For this, right click on the icon in question, then click on properties and shortcuts.Change the "target" address and voila ... probably my favorite of the 5!

There are of course dozens of other laps to play your colleagues.Do not hesitate to indicate your favorite tips in comments!

AtlzA / 4 mars 2011 à 10h25
The unmissable great classic and certainly from the tortured brain of an evil genius: the tiny piece of tape glued to the mouse laser sensor ...
We saw some victims change mice after that ...
Modérateur / 4 mars 2011 à 10h37
@Atlza: well seen!
blaise / 4 mars 2011 à 10h40
One of my favorites: Change the TMP or Temp environment variable on the office.Regularly the office will be invaded by temporary files and the victim believes hard as iron in the virus ...
Teletravailleur / 4 mars 2011 à 10h51
... possible if the position is not protecting by password in case of absence, which is strong advises mad
Guide Facebook / 4 mars 2011 à 11h01
Excellent !I had never thought of changing the destination of an lishment🙂
Mel / 4 mars 2011 à 11h14
The 180 ° rotation of the screen display is also funny.
-> Via un click droit sur l’écran du bureau > Options Graphiques > Rotation
sandrinea / 4 mars 2011 à 11h17
I really like the one where we change a shortcut on the desk 😉 You just have to find a good piece of music and be sure that the sound is ... fully !!!!Lol
Alex / 4 mars 2011 à 11h50
The blow of the change of keyboards ... (2 or 3 no more) magical when you do it to a web designer which only uses shortcuts ^^ or the stroke of space just before the name of the login on your session ...
lulu / 4 mars 2011 à 13h05
Put the color of the characters in white in Word (or other)
Referenceur Lille / 4 mars 2011 à 13h06
I like !And I will add: - Alt + Maj Gauche + Imprpry screen = displays your windows in poorly seeing mode 😉 - Windows + U key = displays the magnifying glass with each session start ^^
Enjoy!
Bingo / 4 mars 2011 à 13h37
The false desk is bingo every time, it works every time and laughter is assured🙂
Pouak Tébo / 4 mars 2011 à 14h36
There is also the magic shift+alt which air of nothing, changes the keyboard to qwerty.Assured headache ^^
Klaire / 4 mars 2011 à 16h11
Part prepare my diabolical April 1st, thank you.
zapfool / 5 mars 2011 à 11h26
I must say that most of the things mentioned are excellent.Being a computer scientist in a team of system computer scientists, we trample all years and we have each time having.The scotch on the mouse is quite fabulous.There is also the Remote Exc (Psexec.Exe in Windows, SYSTENNAL order) to start any application on your neighbor's PC, style a new Excel every ten minutes (note that it is necessary to administer rights.Psexec combined with the Scheduler can drive your neighbor crazy.Word style.exe which starts every x seconds.The Remote Kill is quite good too but be careful, you can spit your neighbor's PC (BSOD) and he will lose his unsuccessful work.Do not kill Winlogon; Exete for example, but why not kill your mouse for example.Enjoy
olivier / 7 mars 2011 à 00h38
I must say, that the false office is always a crazy success, now in the games ‘a la c..’From a computer team there is also the change of session password for the taps that forget to lock ... TSSSS when you tell them the Société!
SEO / 7 mars 2011 à 11h58
It's not bad as an idea I think I do it to one of my colleagues who breaks them ^^ And if we add the image of the exorcist in the background or his cry on a sound of opening of web pagesor clicks ^^
MajorDOOM / 9 mars 2011 à 16h38
There is also the disappearance of all the icons of the office: right click on the desktop / "Reogeganize the icons by" / and uncheck "display the icons of the office"
Yasei / 10 mars 2011 à 15h27
@Majordoom: Yes, I went to talk about it because we can combine it with the tip of the false office rather than grouping all the icons in a file as proposed in the article🙂
mellinia / 16 juillet 2012 à 16h03
To do !!! or not…
With my colleague we interverted Touches I and U of the keyboard of a colleague who hits 2 fingers ... No luck, he had a U in his password ... All morning the computer service on the phone who did not understand theProblem ... We laugh again, but the colleague a little less!
Audrey / 24 juillet 2012 à 14h37
Or reverse the screen at 180 ° with "Ctrl" + "alt" + "bottom arrow"🙂
Romain / 24 juillet 2012 à 14h37
Changing the language of the computer stupidly or even putting a planted windows wallpaper (the famous blue screen) is cow too ^^
Adrien / 24 juillet 2012 à 14h46
A great classic: reverse the sense of the screen.When you don't know the keyboard shortcut, it's very painful to put back.
Em / 24 juillet 2012 à 14h52
And on Mac what does it give?😉
So / 24 juillet 2012 à 15h04
Invert screen !
Depending on the graphics cards: Ctrl + one of the 4 left arrows, right, top or basou ctrl + alt + one of the arrowsou ctrl + alt gr + one of the arrows
Laurence / 24 juillet 2012 à 15h05
To reverse the screen is funny.Most do not know the right shortcut to put it back in the place.
antoine / 24 juillet 2012 à 15h44
Uh, we bought 150 meters of Célophane and we attached everything (office, chair, phones, shoes ...) while he was on vacation.A classic that does not miss!
paola / 24 juillet 2012 à 16h41
For those who have a wired phone, unplug your victim's handset, ring your line and look at it "Allo" "Allo" "Allo" wondering why no one answers.Operation to be started again of course as many times as you desire it !!!
Jonathan Petitcolas / 24 juillet 2012 à 17h18
A much more vicious joke for Linux users: Create an alias LS to CD.Very difficult to see, and very painful.This will never display any files when performing a listing.And before thinking of alias…: p
To do it, just add:
alias LS = "CD"
In the file.Bashrc, and make a small:
source.bash
Guaranteed effect!
DjibouTeaM / 24 juillet 2012 à 17h31
Ah, it smells like the holidays, fewer customers on the phone, suddenly you have to piss off someone ... right?
Well, friends, you forgot the basics: - Turn off a screen is so simple, that we immediately think of the computer crash - an annoying sound to dismantle Windows - a watch screenWho simulates the blue of error screen (if you are looking for, there is one that even simulates until the compulsory restart, and I swear to you that it is creepy) - we plug a second mouse,We do nothing more at the time when we do Nawak (it's twisted to see the other lift his mouse and hear him swear after her) - there is an option to rotate the display of Windows - putA tendency site on the home page of the browser - exchange the icons and names of the executables
And for the most twisted: the unscrewing of the colleague's absent colleague, on the other hand do not expect that he still loves you after that
With that, I will check all my office 😉
Memes / 24 juillet 2012 à 17h38
Another: Change the starting page of the Browser Web on a tendentious site, like a porn site.Best being to have one that has sound of good on.
The change of target change of icon is great.
Jonathan Petitcolas / 24 juillet 2012 à 17h51
Small modification: I wanted to say everywhere CD., and not on its own, which redirects to the user home.🙂
Dalton / 26 juillet 2012 à 14h43
Funny.Only that if I get started, I fear revenge a little and that it leads to another Blaugue on my part ....
rod / 30 juillet 2012 à 03h13
Very funny 😉 On the other hand if I am the victim it will heat !!!
Gallatier / 20 août 2012 à 11h45
There is also the famous keyboard to go to Qwerty!
And in the event that everyone is wireless, just reverse keyboards and mice ... a beautiful brothel in perspective !!!
BSeeD / 26 septembre 2012 à 13h25
A technique that I love, especially on PCs with dark shells:
Brush the Power Power by Stabilo XDCA is not seen, it can be easily cleaned, but it works at least once: p